He aqui un fragmento de Barney que merece la pena recordar de nuevo, donde explica porque hay que esperar tres días para llamar despues de una cita:
Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he
had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died.
They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up?
I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me,
dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it
was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And
he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin'
the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE.
Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like
"Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the
aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high
five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long
Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
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